Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over.. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone. Drum on every available surface. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Set alarms for random times. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off. Dress only in clothes coloured Hunter's Orange. Wear your pants backwards.
Begin all your sentences with "ohh la la! Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode. Pay for your dinner with pennies. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One.
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it. Drive half a block. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. Ask to "interface" with someone. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture.
Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims. Never make eye contact. Never break eye contact. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says. As peole talk, smell their shoulders. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?
Place your shoes on the table. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off. Switch your neighbour's lawn furniture with someone else's. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President. Speak in a strong Welsh accent. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says. Throw stones at people walking past your house. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2D2. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage. Recite the first 4, decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too. Pretend you have gone comopletely deaf. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbours ask you to turn it down, play even louder.
When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up! Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say. Drive on the wrong side of the road. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano.
Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?
Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away. Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
Ride a unicycle to work.
E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows '95 that aren't actually there. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Sniff their head, then run away. Continuously mumble during a conversation. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking. When asked, "Can I help you? Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaning these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer! On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th.
Place each one a mile apart on an unlit highway.
Ich bin ein guter Hirt BWV The arias can be considered as a suite of French dance movements with this, the alto aria "Jesus macht mich geistlich reich" esus makes me spiritually rich a Passepied. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants. First cantata in first cantata cycle. I made this in two hours and put my heart and soul into it.
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't recieved enough chocolate sprinkles. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbour's lawn. Add A liquid heat to that little hole down the centre of someone's anti-perspirant. Throw an Oh Henry! When at a party with an infant present, ask the parent for a diaper. Prepare the diaper with Nutella, peanut butter, etc.
Insert the diaper into the garbage can. Later, reach into the garbage, pull out the diaper, announce, "Hey, look what I found," and chow down! At school, stick "presents" in people's backpacks or purses, such as mud, rocks, sticks, and leaves. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn. Throw newspapers back at paperboys. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.
Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look. At random times in a conversation, say "hi," "hello Sir, how are you? Forward stupid chain letters to as many people as you can. Be annoying whenever possible. A long Heart felt piece Which Took me two months to complete, hope you all like it! The Paper size is much larger than the average so printing may be difficult. All Rights are reserved; no commercial use, no YouTube publicity, only play for personal entertainment.
This is dedicated to of lives lost on September 11, Including, we the people, who suffered the loss of our innocence and safety. It is almost finished. My personal way to deal with grief and sorrow is music. I have carried this music in my heart and mind for 10 years. I would like to thank my friend Daniel Gray who introduced me to MuseScore.
This work is finally on paper. Shared with love, Diana Rutherford. The Last Rose of Summer eagri Pro. I would like to use this as my audition piece for the Musescore composition contest if still possible. Here it's already January 1.
The traditional melody to this poem by Thomas Moore is well-known and has often been recorded. You can find beautiful recordings when browsing for the song title - it would be unfair to name only a few of them. I came to know it many years ago and learned the text, chords and melody by heart, as I did with all the songs I liked.
I discovered it newly for me when I began to take voice lessons three years ago.
The melody that you can see and listen to here is not the traditional melody - it came to me while playing the guitar and improvising on the text. Johann Sebastian Bach Das Kantatenwerk - Vol. Kantate "Herr, wie du willt so schicks mit mir", BWV Fagotto, Violoncello, Violone, Organo. Kantate 73 - 74 - Paul Esswood , Alt. Kurt Equiluz , Tenor. Gustav Leonhardt , Gesamtleitung.
Teldec "Das Alte Werk" - 8. Telefunken "Das Alte Werk" - 6. The first two movements of the composition go bac k to the brief W hitsun Cantata No. The soprano aria F major , which follows without recitative, fits into its new text without difficulty. Transposition, soprano instead of bass timbre, and the tone colour of the oboe da caccia in BWV 59 a violin augment the latent dance character of the piece, which is at one with the gently ecstatic mood of the text.